PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a carto